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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I am a crazy motherfucker named Jason. I have a lot to say, but nothing of substance. So if you like more taste and less filling, sit down a spell and let’s have a palavar.</description><title>Zods Army</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @zodsarmy)</generator><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>IHC Art: If the world is going to end, at least we wont go hungry.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/7360770857"&gt;iheartchaos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnx6vgyYRX1qzozj1.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is one of my drawings I did to celebrate the looming armageddon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/7447646126</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/7447646126</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 01:58:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>iheartchaos:

Stare at it long enough and you’ll see straight...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnznwlfN4L1qcbo9lo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/7412206003"&gt;iheartchaos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Stare at it long enough and you’ll see straight into the fabric of existence.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; OMG. I think this aged me one year and turned my hair gray.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/7447333456</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/7447333456</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 01:44:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>If comedians told video game jokes...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/7439522026"&gt;iheartchaos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="600" src="http://i.imgur.com/gjisd.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ah, I see what you did there 4chan. Very funny.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ik1zw/if_comedians_these_told_video_game_jokes_they"&gt;Via&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/7446444982</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/7446444982</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 01:08:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Rumor: Doctor Who season will end with a three Doctor episode</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/6061656086"&gt;iheartchaos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Okay, first off, this rumor that’s burning up the internet is solely based on &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1824359/"&gt;IMDB showing David Tennant and Peter Davsion listed as Doctor Who for the final episode&lt;/a&gt; in this season, so there may or may not actually be any truth to it. But it’s been way too long since we’ve had a multi-Doctor episode, and it’s known that both Tennant and Davison would gladly be on board for something like this. &lt;a href="http://www.hypable.com/doctor-who/2011/05/03/christopher-eccleston-says-no-to-doctor-who-return/"&gt;Eccleston not so much.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/6061656086"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/6062624834</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/6062624834</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 23:39:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>iheartchaos:

Works sucks, here’s how to make a Star Wars X-Wing...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll5ovx5ROs1qcbo9lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/5544264300"&gt;iheartchaos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Works sucks, here’s how to make a Star Wars X-Wing from office supplies&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It only takes a few minutes (sadly) and uses office supplies that pretty much any office has and it will give you at least a couple days of joy before someone else makes one and it dies in an interoffice space battle.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/X-Wing-Fighter-from-Office-Supplies/"&gt;Link&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5555645358</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5555645358</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 17:03:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>abandonshipsorsink:

Silly Deadpool.

 or just wise beyond his...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll81yqYTPi1qd0t98o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://abandonshipsorsink.tumblr.com/post/5501890180"&gt;abandonshipsorsink&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Silly Deadpool.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; or just wise beyond his years?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5526117159</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5526117159</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 18:04:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Nightmare fuel: "The Eels Song" from The Mighty Boosh</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/5325957500"&gt;iheartchaos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;There’s so much Mighty Boosh that is nightmare fuel worthy, but let’s go with The Eels Song.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/5325957500"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5329910926</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5329910926</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 03:03:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>darbydeuce:

This is what a Racist looks...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkwexxGNuz1qjxmlro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://darbydeuce.tumblr.com/post/5316590725"&gt;darbydeuce&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is what a Racist looks like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; THE KING!!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5316837098</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5316837098</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 17:48:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Mam, I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kuhmodo.tumblr.com/post/5309996284"&gt;kuhmodo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tillwebleed.tumblr.com/post/5307961602"&gt;tillwebleed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://onlyoreo.tumblr.com/post/5307387679"&gt;onlyoreo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tryingtomakeitorbreakit.tumblr.com/post/5307370655"&gt;tryingtomakeitorbreakit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://unicorndustt.tumblr.com/post/5307336843"&gt;unicorndustt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deeasiandoll.tumblr.com/post/5306013831"&gt;deeasiandoll&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://sinsandsalvation.tumblr.com/"&gt;sinsandsalvation&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://m1llion.tumblr.com/post/508155243/a-white-woman-about-51-years-old-was-seated-next-to-a"&gt;m1llion&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5314021487</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5314021487</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 16:08:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Supposedly, if 100,000 people want one, Chevy will bring back the El Camino</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/5230768535"&gt;iheartchaos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqppxUN8u1qzozj1.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Even though the last Chevy El Camino rolled off the line in 1987, there’s still a huge El Camino following. So when Joel Ewanick, GM Chief Marketing Officer tweeted yesterday that the company might consider bringing back the iconic truck/car hybrid if 100,000 people wanted it, that became a challenge for El Camino fans.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/5230768535"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; Hell fucking yeah!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5238971043</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5238971043</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 02:35:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ihcnsfw:

In the Rule 34 thread on IHC earlier today, someone...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkn5cbX8My1qfqcdbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartnsfw.com/post/5175533381" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;ihcnsfw&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;In the Rule 34 thread on IHC earlier today, someone mentioned Portal porn. Yes, it exists.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;No exceptions.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5177513617</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5177513617</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 20:29:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Love Blueberry Surprise!!!!!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmficSok11qbbc4yo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Love Blueberry Surprise!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5168892020</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5168892020</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 15:52:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>iheartchaos:

Geek art of the day: Batman Shreds by...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lklewvtJEb1qcbo9lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/5152122162" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;iheartchaos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Geek art of the day: Batman Shreds by &lt;a href="http://hupao.deviantart.com/"&gt;Hupao&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://geektyrant.com/news/2011/5/1/geek-art-batdude-shredding-by-hupao.html"&gt;Via&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Rock on, Bruce.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5156858935</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5156858935</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 03:38:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Give the Dark Knight a day off, yo.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkm2l3sWtY1qjpz3po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Give the Dark Knight a day off, yo.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5156844002</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5156844002</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 03:36:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>For you Jesse.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lki74f2Ro71qjpz3po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;For you Jesse.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5093847573</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5093847573</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 01:24:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Haha! Jules and Mace Windu!!!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lki5z2ELu51qjpz3po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Haha! Jules and Mace Windu!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5093388434</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5093388434</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 00:59:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>iheartchaos:

When Snoop Dogg passes out counting money while...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkfvk774L81qcbo9lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/5064569364"&gt;iheartchaos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;When Snoop Dogg passes out counting money while smoking a blunt, he does so LIKE A BOSS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5088173474</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5088173474</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 21:29:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkg7v2gFv61qbbc4yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5064849455</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/5064849455</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 02:55:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>funnyordie:

FOD Classic: The Button
Andy presents Mark with a...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/44b3d8f432" width="400" height="256" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/4942681731"&gt;funnyordie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FOD Classic: The Button&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Andy presents Mark with a button … and a choice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/4949883874</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/4949883874</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 00:34:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>abandonshipsorsink:

canikeepyoumysecret:

bewbies:

fuck...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljzdpkjapo1qbbc4yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://abandonshipsorsink.tumblr.com/post/4815788500"&gt;abandonshipsorsink&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://canikeepyoumysecret.tumblr.com/post/4815262421"&gt;canikeepyoumysecret&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bewbies.tumblr.com/post/4815112507"&gt;bewbies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;fuck you&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;JESUS CHRIST, TAKE THE WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE IF YOU WANT. &lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I would sell my house.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HELL NO.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fuck kinda spider is this…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; Apparently the kind that eats fucking houses.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/4829284234</link><guid>http://zodsarmy.tumblr.com/post/4829284234</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 00:41:20 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
